$ gift --for="developer" --budget=reasonable

Gifts for programmers

Buying a gift for a programmer is a known hard problem. They already own every gadget, their taste in hardware is non-negotiable, and anything with a comic-sans "I <3 coding" print is getting regifted.

The safe play: apparel with a joke only developers get. Every design here is set in actual JetBrains Mono, printed on demand, and ships worldwide — no inventory, no waste.

$ git push --force — Tee

$ git push --force — Tee

from $42.16

127.0.0.1 is home — Tee

127.0.0.1 is home — Tee

from $27.13

it works on my machine -tech tee

it works on my machine -tech tee

from $44.00

; Chest Mark Hoodie

; Chest Mark Hoodie

from $78.00

undefined is not a function — Tee

undefined is not a function — Tee

from $27.13

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</> Chest Mark Hoodie

from $53.70

</> Chest Mark Tee

</> Chest Mark Tee

from $27.13

FAQ

What do you buy a programmer who has everything?

Something with an inside joke they can wear. A shirt that says "it works on my machine" lands better than another mechanical keyboard they didn't ask for.

How long does shipping take?

Everything is printed on demand after checkout. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, then standard shipping on top. Order early for holidays.

What sizes are available?

Most items run S through 3XL in a relaxed unisex fit. Every product page has a full size guide with measurements.